I have no idea what to say about myself. What is one supposed to say in one's profile.
I could say--no. No one wants to hear that I grew up with seven siblings, or about my first story (the one that began with people disappearing into a Dogwood tree), or how I’ve been writing for years because it’s my dream or something. I won’t bore people by explaining any of those facts.
I’ll stick to the interesting details about my life, like the time my brother stuck a pitchfork in my foot, and that my four sisters and I were all teenagers at the same time for six weeks! Oh, and that I have written and performed multiple skits in front of hundreds of children!
Yea, that’s what I’ll say about myself.
Oh. Hi. I didn't realize you were listening.