K.C. Aegis is insane. If you see this man, please do not approach. Alert your local authorities immediately and keep your distance. Under no circumstances should you offer him a Pina Colada as it results in disjointed dancing and awkward conversation.
His last known location was Southern California where he lives with his wife and three children. All equally insane. It is rumored, but hard to believe, that he is an English teacher with a night job as a waiter.
When he writes, he does so in the nocturnal hours when most sane people are resting in their beds. He survives solely on coffee and Chex Mix.