Accidental blogger for the adult and sexual technology industry with hopes of writing one or many dystopian novels integrating cutting satire, surreal comedy, and utter cataclysm, but also doing the very same sort of thing in sex writing - waiting for my editor to find out just how apocalyptic all my supposedly "fun" writing actually is. In love with Margaret Atwood, would gladly buy Kazuo Ishiguro a steak just to hear him talk about regret, and wish I could live on a houseboat with Phillip K. Dick.