I'm a surfer in the winds of life. Someone that prefers to avoid metaphors and wonders why we can't just call all similes metaphors. I pride myself in the complex, having once solved a two piece jigsaw in just under three hours. I love humanity, except for the awful things we do, and believe in the endless opportunity in belief. I come from a broken, dysfunctional family though my greatest insecurities come from confusing raisin cookies for chocolate chip. I find that there is something to love about each person, like insulting them. I write a lot of stories, most of them in my head and therefore with a very small readership of around 4, sometimes 5, depending on who's counting.